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Michael stamp by BitchPantsMcCrabby Michael stamp by BitchPantsMcCrabby
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Michael Myers is fucking SEXAH!

If a tall, strong and silent mask-wearing death-machine slamming people up against walls and thrusting his 12 inch long weapon hard into their bodies isn't sexy, then I don't know what sexy is.

... It's probably best to assume I'm joking.
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why do people think this?!
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH US, THAT'S WHY
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
but it's just....i don't even know! 
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Hey, that puts us in the same boat... Cos neither do I.
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*highfive*
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:iconmobin-da-vinci:
Mobin-Da-Vinci Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Student Interface Designer
OMG I thought I was the only one!^^
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:iconmemethekitten:
Memethekitten Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Same XD
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:iconilovecakeandcrackers:
ILOVECAKEANDCRACKERS Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So did i!
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:iconmobin-da-vinci:
Mobin-Da-Vinci Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Lol! ^_^
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:iconilovecakeandcrackers:
ILOVECAKEANDCRACKERS Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well its nice to meet another Michael fan~
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:iconmobin-da-vinci:
Mobin-Da-Vinci Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Heehee it's a pleasure to meet you too! ^-^
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:iconilovecakeandcrackers:
ILOVECAKEANDCRACKERS Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm Jill so feel free to call me Jill
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:iconmobin-da-vinci:
Mobin-Da-Vinci Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Heeheh nice to meet you Jill!^-^ I'm Mobin.:love:
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:iconilovecakeandcrackers:
ILOVECAKEANDCRACKERS Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
nice to meet you Mobin! I just wrote a poem for school loosely based on my feelings for Michael 
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PerlerHime Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
omg i never thought of it like that but when you put it that way *o* he is
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
Do yourself a favour and don't think like that; it will make you feel confused and angry at yourself. 
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:iconmrs-myers:
Mrs-Myers Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012   Artist
he is the sexah XD
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
He kind of IS, right? I mean like... How... Why... What?
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:iconmrs-myers:
Mrs-Myers Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012   Artist
He just is,its how i think of him.
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:icongothicblack01:
GothicBlack01 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused because part of me wants to agree but the other half is going "HE'S A FRICKKEN PSYCHO!!" ... I think I'm going to agree somewhat X3
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
I take that middle ground myself, actually. The stamp is really a bit of a joke, but you know... Dat knife. XD
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:icondarklighterx:
Darklighterx Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
How true is that. :3
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
It's a universal one. What goes up must come down and Michael Myers is fucking hot.
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:icondarklighterx:
Darklighterx Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Fuck yeah he is. :3 i wonder what he world say if michael myers saw teh stamp. XD
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:iconiownmichaelmeyrs:
iOWNMICHAELMEYRS Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011
IFL MY HUSBAND!!!!! HE HATES U ALLL and HE LOVESS MEEHHHH
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011
Riiiiight. Cos you know... He's real and all that.
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:iconnefariousdrunkpunx:
NefariousDrunkPunx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha!ur description sounds like he's slamming fucken hot ass girls against the wall and boning them hard and orgasmic! x)
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
YES. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I INTENDED TO IMPLY. :D
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NefariousDrunkPunx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Yuuup...I knew itt!!!you see,I think sick as well! ;) so it's an awesome stamp! :D
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
I know, right? So wrong, but feels so right... Thanks! :D
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:iconnefariousdrunkpunx:
NefariousDrunkPunx Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh but of course?;)I drew a drawing of him,and he's super sexy!he's the only man I'll ever love!I'm you know(lesbian)haha xD!
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:iconkukokitsune:
KukoKitsune Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
Oh yes. I can completely agree. .. And I'm not joking. .___.;
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:iconkabya19:
kabya19 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's out of his mind
He's a mass murderer
He'd probably kill me as soon as look at me
And he is FUCKING HOT! :drool:
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010
I know, right? :D Best. Thing. Ever~:heart:
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:iconkabya19:
kabya19 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mmmmhmmm...

Man I'm starnge
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:iconjamielynncorvinus:
JamieLynnCorvinus Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
:faint:

U LIKE HIM TOO OMG!!! :XD:
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:iconworkingclasshero--x:
WorkingClassHero--x Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010
AMEN.
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:iconsylphstarwind:
sylphstarwind Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009
Interesting, you have tastes that could consistently be defined as 'fucked up'. Ghouls and supernatural serial killers? Dude! But your description kinda actually makes it make sense. Haha.
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2009
YOU LOVE IT.

And it totally does make sense. Utterly.
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:iconsmiley-face-123:
Smiley-Face-123 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009  Hobbyist
So you mean to tell me I'm not the only one that has a :heart:THING for MICHAEL:heart:?! People call me crazy for liking him (the few people that know)!

I LOVE :heart:Mikey:heart:! I like all the other boys, but Mikey is the beast of all of them. I don't even know what it is about him, but he's just so mysterious and strong... :heart::D:D:D:D:D:D:heart:
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BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009
It's totally cos he's the strong, silent, motherfucking evil type. :D The man is sexy as fuck. :heart:

And the people who think we're crazy? Fine. More Mikey for us!
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:iconbos1andonlygrl:
BOs1andOnlyGrl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2009
OMG Soooo true! I love Mikey!!:love:
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009
Isn't he just awesome? I don't mind Freddy or Jason, but there is just something about Mikey... :heart:
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:iconbos1andonlygrl:
BOs1andOnlyGrl Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
Agreed :heart: w :heart:

Have u seen Rob Zombie's Halloween 2? :3
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princedirk Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Rob Zombie doesn't portray Michael the way he's supposed to be at all. He destroyed the character.
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BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009
^^ I've seen his first one, and I LOVED it. I don't care what anybody says. Sadly, the second hasn't been released in my country yet! >.< WAITING. IMPATIENTLY. I wanna see it NOW!!!
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BOs1andOnlyGrl Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2009
You've seen the first? Yes!! It IS AWESOME!!!! :love: And I won't spoil anything about the second, but I will tell u it was even more awesome than the 1st!! :love: YAY MICHAEL!!
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:iconbitchpantsmccrabby:
BitchPantsMcCrabby Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
Yeah, it so is! Oh, I can't wait~ I hope I don't have to wait very long...
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:iconbos1andonlygrl:
BOs1andOnlyGrl Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
:nod: I hope u see it too :D
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SoullessArtLover Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009
I don't know if he is teh sex, but I know he definatly stops it mid-orgasm.
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